Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.

'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'

by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022

Robert

The Biggest Simp on the Planet

Guy 1 - you're acting like a Robert

Guy 2 - dude it's okay I play fortnite

by Big Nigga Bert March 28, 2020

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!

Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*

by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021

robert Ambros

A very funny guy some times, has no reason to throw stuff at kids that are playing on the street and or cursing at kids walking by his house. Makes the hole street lit and dangerous. Very good personality and makes everyone laugh.

It’s robert ambros don’t come outside.

by Astro313 December 16, 2022

Robert McMorine

He is clapped

You see Robert McMorine, he's a bit clapped

by Crammy1029 September 26, 2020

Robert Wears

A person who is self absorbed, thinks highly himself, and is usually in a supervisory position. See: dick with ears.

Don't look now here comes Robert Wears.

by Old Man Toot August 29, 2018

Robert

A very dysfunctional man with problems holding up an erection for more than 22 seconds. He is incredibly ugly and ridiculed for his homosexuality.

Robert gay lmao.

Wow Robert lookin kinda thicc, it's a shame his name is Robert.

by RoberIsActuallyMyName January 19, 2020