mut's nuts

Something which is top of the line, creme de la creme. (also see dog's bollocks)

That car's the mut's nut's.

by Starsky July 30, 2003

bling nut

One of those locking "puzzle nuts" or "lock lugs" used to prevent theft of high-priced automotive rims. Typically, one standard lug nut per rim is replaced with a bling nut. Bling nuts can not be easily removed without access to the corresponding specially-keyed socket.

Expensive aftermarket rims are a typical bling accessory added to cars to customize the appearance.

I used bling nuts and everything but those pricks still managed to jack the rims off my car last night.

by Spewey April 13, 2004

Nigger nuts

The testicals of a black male/female

Caleb: Mmmmm nigger nuts
Reagan: let go of my nuts Caleb

by YourlocalJoe December 14, 2019

nut nestler

an extreme ass kisser who goes so deeply into it they pass the taint and land on the back of the nuts. A brown noser who's nose is beyond the brown onto the back of the baby bay

Tommy kept telling Mike that he was the man, that that stunt was wicked, that he was the best ever seen. Utter nut nestler, smack smack get off the sac.

by akira2502 August 28, 2009

Fucking nuts

Quitting your job and moving half way across the world for pussy

Roger is fucking nuts

by Medusabitch February 9, 2018

drummers nut

The one larger testicle (usually the left) that all true drummers have. Possibly due to the shape of drum stools and the large amount of time drummers spend on them.

Girl 1- "I heard you hooked up with the drummer last night?!"
Girl 2- "I did, you should have seen his balls.. one was HUGE! "
Girl 1- "Classic case of drummers nut then?"

by drugstore cowboy July 18, 2011

Nut Oven

somebody whom warms anothers testicals; a suck up; a kiss ass; usally done to a boss

Gee he is such a nut oven, he gets the boss coffee. He cleans his car. It wouldn't suprise me if he was also giving him oral pleasures too.

by J.R.F.G. May 4, 2010