Captain Brownhead 

When a man sticks his penis in another person's anus, covering the head in shit, and pulls it out and mushroom slaps them across the face with it, leaving a brown mark on their head. It must be followed with the phrase, "YAR HAR! I BE CAP'N BROWNHEAD!!"

Did you hear that Sally got a captain brownhead from John???

Captain Brownhead by TrMaLa November 8, 2007

Mis-brownpeople-ny

The hatred of brown people including but not limited to:

hindus

7-11 employees

Muslims

a-rabs

terrorists

people that think the swastika is still a sufficient peace sign

people that enjoy the movie "slumdog millionaire"

non-supporters of George W. Bush (most american president since Abe lincoln and his hairy chest)

people who masturbate to curry

people who have forgotten showers exist

vegetarians

people that dont eat cows or pigs

people that worship and/or engage in intercourse with cows

mega nerds

people with abnormally hairy arms

people that cant masturbate to the american flag or bald eagles

and occasionaly UPS workers

1-Going into the marines has taught me the importance of teaching Mis-brownpeople-ny in our school systems

2- a major requirement to work for airport security is you have to bea strong believer in Mis-brownpeople-ny

Mis-brownpeople-ny by WhiteLandOwningMale666 January 21, 2010

Charlie Browning 

It is the alternative way of saying that you got Cock Blocked around a group of people. It used to inform a friend that he is cock blocking you when he doesn't even notice it. It's the negative result of a wing man.

Yo, what the hell are you still doing her?

friend, I'm showing Amanda how to do a card trick

Damn man, stop charlie browning me. Can't you see she's in my room!

cock block cock blocked wing man charlie browned charlie brown

Charlie Browning by OmegaL December 11, 2009

browned off 

pissed off

I'm browned off because I had a bad day at work.

browned off by jiggawatt129 April 27, 2006

Bronie

A "man" who loves My Little Pony. He also loves cats and all of their fabulous glory. This "man" will usually pass out before the children's bedtime and after only downing 2 Bartles & Jaymes Berry Melon Bonanzas.

"Tonight on SportsCenter ..... LSU wins over Florida. And this just in: A bird legged man gets demoted thanks to a cat loving Bronie who became a "man" for the first time in 36 years"

"Nacy is such a Bronie."

Bronie by BillyBoBinkins October 12, 2013

baking brownies 

When one shits.

Holy SHIT! Look at mike's pants! He just baked some brownies!

baking brownies by Anonymous March 25, 2003

bronie

A male furfag

"Hey what you watching, bronie?" "Oh, just some new MLP porn!"

bronie by moole of blockcommunity October 8, 2011