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one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.
The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.
by Libertine October 4, 2005
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she wants to take the zippity out of my doo da

Slang. It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriend wants them to get a vasectomy.
Did you go to the doctor today? Yeah. What did she say? She wants to take the zippity out of my doo dah! Why do you say that? It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriends wants them to get a vasectomy.
by B-rizzle May 7, 2019
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im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

To fail miserably
"I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs," said your mom.
by R to the Nazi October 21, 2003
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godzilla-like-monster-that-eats-pyramids-made-out-of-tacos

a monster that attacks mexico but isn't godzilla because he's in japan that attacks pyramids made out of tacos because he hates mayan architecture
"that godzilla-like-monster-that-eats-pyramids-made-out-of-tacos is attacking that pyramid made out of tacos
by BobHopeLives May 2, 2009
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LET ME JUST HELP YOU OUT HERE

Let me just help you out here *Takes a kid and throws him in the back of the van*
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