You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.

Self-appointed authority to make someone annoying go away. Gleaned from a similar phrase used by the cool "Bailiff Byrd" from the "Judge Judy" show.

Girl: What are you doing? Does this make me look fat? Can I bitch at you about all my girlfriends that I hate? Are you gonna just lie there all day and watch TV? Wanna go to the mall?

Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.

by Loudin Obnoxious August 12, 2008

pimped out playa that knows how to get his

one who pimps them hos and gets his money right with a snap of tha finga

Mayun, im just a pimped out playa that knows how to get his

by chance April 26, 2004

Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011

WOAH CALM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9

jamal almost pulls out the nine but his friends stop him

WOAH CALM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9

by IFEEL LIKE GUCCI IN 20056 October 16, 2020

go out side & play "hide & go fuck yourself"

leave me alone ... leave the room

to go and complete a useless task

your lil sis is annoying me! tell her to go outside and paly hide and go fuck herself!

by mami 2 da fullest May 2, 2004

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

by purplebrownday July 6, 2011