Kai's Disease

A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.

Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?

by epikliam October 27, 2021

Kai

Kai likes inchworms and can eat food.

Wasssup Kai

by Ilovemilkalot May 25, 2021

Kai

A skinny boy that likes to call everyone 'fat fuck' when he is annoyed. He is short but tall, has really short curly hair and tried to put it in a mullet. He is only friends with guys and tries to fit in. He is clumsy and falls over especially in the rain.

"Kai was being annoying in class"
"really? how so?"
"OI ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME? FAT FUCKS!"

by florrii March 26, 2023

Kai

A nice person who loves cats,dragons,and dragon cats

Kai i a great friend

by FernBlaze May 30, 2018

Kai

Kai is an adorable and cute person. They are so loving and caring, and are loved by so many people. While Kai's can be cute and nice at first, they do have a slutty (so don't turn them on) and mean side (so don't piss them off.) Kai is a perfect partner, and while they may think otherwise, it's very much true. Kai's are beautiful and know how to make your day. You should be lucky if you ever meet a Kai in your life, because they are the best person ever. Kai's will always be there for you and will never leave your life, they're a keeper.

"Omg is that Kai? I love them!"

"Kai is so hot"

by emobian January 5, 2022

Kai Zhe

A person who is kind and very trustworthy. He can keep all secrets a secret. Kai Zhe is sporty and fit and makes friends easily. If his friend's ever needs help Kai Zhe is there to help.

Who helped you? = Kai Zhe did

by x781hs December 7, 2023

Kai

A whale.

Person 1: look at that whale!!
Person 2: you mean Kai?
Person 1: dude we’re in an aquarium…

by AikoAKAcj September 12, 2023