ice sculpture

A physically fit, muscular man that is pleasing to look at, but difficult to cuddle with.

From the movie Train Wreck: He is great, but it is like fu@%ing an ice sculpture.

by Schumer Fan August 20, 2017

Basketball on ice

A game of basketball with one small twist. (Everyone wears socks) preferably an indoor court because blacktop is not slippery.

James: I heard you guys were playing ball on Saturday!

Tyrone: Yea we were playing some of that basketball on ice. It's crazy!

by Emron cumclot February 28, 2022

ice hotel

the goat. nothing short of it. ice hotel will always be better than you. his takes are only W’s and he definitely will take your bitch.

“he’s such an ice hotel” “oh yeah, thats ice for sure”

by Fatality 123 November 2, 2021

muddy ice

A frozen turd

Mike: I left my turd outside and it became a muddy ice!

Ashton: That's awesome!

by WeinerBoobs February 18, 2014

ice cream

ice cream in cold

ice cream is not good 4 u

by rosharusasar July 19, 2021

tits on ice

a phrase that acts as an adjective to describe a thing that possesses the greatest amount excellence appropriate to that thing.

"bro, did you try that german chocolate cake? that shit was tits on ice."

"that new lil bow wow album is tits on ice."

by oldsexinjury June 28, 2014

appalachian ice

A more obscure name for crystal methamphetamine used primarily in rural appalachia.

Hey man, you hear that Dale's been cooking up some appalachian ice in his trailer by the Smokies?

by thecoonskinfrenchman January 24, 2022