motherfucker-in-law

When you hate your mother-in-law so much.

Everything I do is wrong for my mother-in-law. She is really motherfucker-in-law!

by 151bar151 October 1, 2016

Chapman's Law

A term that originated on Facebook, Chapman's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will question if a photo of someone is displaying their cumface. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Chapman's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.

"What a mentalist. All that with her kid in her arms!!"

"That Daily Mail pic is probably her cumface."

"Ah, so it's time to invoke Chapman's Law, is it?"

by TheMightyPrune November 29, 2011

Harvilla's Law

The longer an economic or political discussion or debate lasts, the probability of someone proclaiming "Taxes are theft" approaches one.

We were arguing about raising taxes for the millionaires, and Joe broke Harvilla's Law when he said taxes were theft and that he isn't going to let the government steal his hard earned money.

by Diablobo November 22, 2018

Gay-in-Law

Your mister-in-law but for everyone.

I have a gay-in-law and you don’t. You must be super jealous.

by MaskedMassacre July 2, 2020

man-in-law

Someone you girlfriend/wife used to date and she may or may not still have feelings for

Tom: I caught up with John yesterday
Jim: Ha! You mean you man-in-law...remember your wife Jackie used to date him for a while before you
Tom: Shit.. no wonder we never became friends

by Ninety-five August 27, 2010

Distance-in-law

The appropriate distance one must live from their in-laws so they can tolerate them. General rule of thumb is just far enough so they can't drop by unannounced.

When looking at new houses, Rick had to tactfully remind his new wife that the appropriate distance-in-law in that state was no less than 75 miles.

by Grant Rampus August 31, 2016

Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.

Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!

by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017