When a guy can't go any further with his girlfriend because he is too pious with his religious beliefs.
synonyms: cockblock, Jesus, religion
antonyms: sex. running the bases
Guy 1: "Man, Landon can't get any action from his girl."
Guy 2: "Why not?"
Guy 1 "He's got that Jesus cockblock
antonyms: sex. running the bases
Guy 1: "Man, Landon can't get any action from his girl."
Guy 2: "Why not?"
Guy 1 "He's got that Jesus cockblock
by rocky2012 December 26, 2011
Get the Jesus Cockblockmug. In Beer Pong, the cup whom seems to float around the table endlessly without any force being pushed upon it. Naturally caused by excess beer and/or water spilled on the beer pong table.
by brown dynamite June 3, 2011
Get the Jesus Cupmug. 
by JavaCrona and Mars345 September 16, 2009
Get the Jesus on papermug. Turbo Jesus is a meme found on quickmemes regarding a deity greater than Jesus performing acts of greater heroism than Jesus Christ himself.
Jesus turned water into wine,
Turbo Jesus turned wine into cocaine.
Jesus died on cross and rose again in 3 days.
Turbo Jesus did it in 1.5 days. Jews saved.
Turbo Jesus turned wine into cocaine.
Jesus died on cross and rose again in 3 days.
Turbo Jesus did it in 1.5 days. Jews saved.
by Snarelax May 1, 2012
Get the Turbo Jesusmug. Eg. "Madi Smith is a Blonde Jesus for many reasons. One of which is her thick and long, luscious blonde locks and another is her Jesus-like appearance and personality!"
by pseudondonym November 11, 2011
Get the Blonde Jesusmug. (or the green Savior)
Cannabis.
-Produce 4 times more cellulose (to make paper) than wood on the same surface every season (a tree takes years to be usable).
-Its fiber is better than cotton AND ecological. Used to make anything that use fibers (clothes, accessories, rope, etc).
-Cultivation-wise it has the qualities of a "bad" weed : hardy, prolific, low maintenance (ecological and economic).
-Produce a healthy cooking oil. The oil can also be used for fuel.
-Quality, tasty food, drinks and protein can be made from it.
-Marijuana has a wide range of medical uses (painkiller, anti-glaucoma, appetite stimulant for cancer and AIDS patients, etc). With no nasty side effect.
-Cool looking leaf. Decorative and symbolic.
-Last but not least. The safest recreational drug. Would prolly be voted The best recreational drug in a worldwide poll.
Personally I use it only to get high (you prolly do too) but the other uses make a lot of people and the environment happy too.
Cannabis.
-Produce 4 times more cellulose (to make paper) than wood on the same surface every season (a tree takes years to be usable).
-Its fiber is better than cotton AND ecological. Used to make anything that use fibers (clothes, accessories, rope, etc).
-Cultivation-wise it has the qualities of a "bad" weed : hardy, prolific, low maintenance (ecological and economic).
-Produce a healthy cooking oil. The oil can also be used for fuel.
-Quality, tasty food, drinks and protein can be made from it.
-Marijuana has a wide range of medical uses (painkiller, anti-glaucoma, appetite stimulant for cancer and AIDS patients, etc). With no nasty side effect.
-Cool looking leaf. Decorative and symbolic.
-Last but not least. The safest recreational drug. Would prolly be voted The best recreational drug in a worldwide poll.
Personally I use it only to get high (you prolly do too) but the other uses make a lot of people and the environment happy too.
by Qu4rtzRox July 21, 2005
Get the botanical Jesusmug.