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crowded house

to take four shits in one day.
Bro, clear the bathroom, I'm about to complete my crowded house.
by theipswichoracle June 1, 2011
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dolly house

A happy couple. People that are doing well in a relationship. A relationship that has been for a long time period. The term is widely used in Jamaica. It is a play on Barbie and Ken the perfect in animated couple.
JA dialect : Yaa try mash up mi dolly house?

Translation: Are u trying to destroy my relationship (dolly house).

Person A: How is ur relationship going?
Person B: Its nice. Everything dolly house.
by LBizz January 11, 2009
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Tech House

Subgenre of house music (or techno) which combines both house and techno vibes to create a truly unruly sound never before encountered in human history.

A lot of people seem to like tech house for it's ability to cause you to move in new and imaginative ways like you have never experienced before. Additional side effects of even short term listening include potential gurning, even whilst sober.

See also: house music techno warehouse big room acid
Ed: "Mate, check out this new tech house record I bought - it's truly unruly!"
Justin: "A true instabag!"
Tommy: "Siiiick!"
Anthony: "Yeah man that's proper mint. Listen to dem vibesss"
by Rehabilitated Bloke May 6, 2015
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House Dildo

One dildo that is shared between several occupants of the same house.
Sally and Jennifer got in an argument because they both wanted to use the House Dildo at the same time
by Bort Simpson April 11, 2011
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out of the house

"that's out of the house funny"
"that's was just out of the house gay"
"see that girl over there she is just out of the house sexy"
by crackakid1212 October 21, 2008
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House Beer

you get first priority over any beer you purchased and that while standing in line for the keg, you can skip all of the other assholes who waited 15 minutes for what is typically a warm, foamy natural light.
"i got house beer assholes, keep waiting"
"gawd, house beer taste so much better than the other beer"
by colormeurban November 10, 2007
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House of smiles

The house of smiles is the sexual health clinic, where one goes to get rid of his chlamids that his cheating bitch of an exgirlfriend gave him.

Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.
"FUCKING CHLAMYDIA? now im going to have to go to the house of smiles, again!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"

"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"
by DJLMMYERS June 15, 2010
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