jimmy:hey waiter, it's timmy's birthday
timmy:SHIT
chillies people:*come out clapping with a burning cake* happy happy birthday from the birthday crew
timmy:SHIT
chillies people:*come out clapping with a burning cake* happy happy birthday from the birthday crew
by raybeez April 8, 2022
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A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.
Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!
I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!
I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!
by Tihy September 15, 2020
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by Fckmylifeeeee August 22, 2019
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Get the birthday backshots mug.6 months before my birthday every year I get “OK” & girls only groups! For them they are presumably “married” and for me everything is smelled & WHY?
by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019
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- the day you were born
- celebrating you surviving another year
- one year CLOSER to death c:
- the day you get to do anything you want
- the day you were born
- celebrating you surviving another year
- one year CLOSER to death c:
- the day you get to do anything you want
girl: "OMG its my birthday!!"
people: *giving you gifts*
~then realizing you are one year closer to death~
people: *giving you gifts*
~then realizing you are one year closer to death~
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