Cummy Dog

A Boston Cream Pie donut filled with dog jizz, instead of the cream.

Ha! Pranked you bitch with my cummy dog!

by Smegma69 May 16, 2019

single dog

A Chinese way of describing single people, known as '单身狗’，normally in an ironic yet humorous way， mocking how people are too lonely and sad that they directly turn into dogs.

It's not easy for a single dog to be alone on Valentine's Day.

by oiejo July 4, 2019

Candy Dog

A small brownish-red doberman who thinks she is human, is super sweet, and loves to snuggle, chase lizards and eat pup-a-roni's.

Person 1: Did you see that little brownish red dog chasing lizards over there?

Person 2: Yea, she's such a Candy dog!

by Starla69 October 12, 2012

dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017

Swamp dogging

Swamp Dogging is the act of defecating on another’s chest in public and/or alongside any road or major freeway.

Hey Joe the other day I was driving down the road and I saw this other guy swamp dogging our buddy, whoa what a mess!

Another example would be when the sheriffs department showed up at my house because somebody caught me swamp dodging my buddy on our trip through Indiana.

by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

brownward dog

Anal sex in the downward dog yoga position.

When the yoga instructor called for the downward dog, Gabe, having heard "brownward dog", put it in Stephanie's butt in front of the whole class.

by buttsexmichael April 18, 2014

Sauce dog

Someone who has mastered the art of being steamy and spicy. Usually a player of sorts

He gets all the girls attention. He is a natural born sauce dog.

by Masoqueso June 6, 2021