throw down wife

the wife of a man whose homosexuality isn't accepted by his parents and he is forced to marry a woman

Me: We're not sure if my sister's boyfriend is gay or not.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.

by idon'tknowwhyi'mhere March 2, 2016

National Perfect Wife Day

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to

oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!

by admandu October 4, 2021

Wife

A female with duties of feeding and cleaning up after their families until the day they die!!

Father says “what’s for dinner dear?”
Wife answers “anything you want hunny”

by anonymous July 10, 2024

My wife

Kalynn koury, #1 girl <3

Oh look it’s kalynn koury, my wife, oh my god

by krystinut March 27, 2022

astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.

Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20

by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 4, 2017

Kinger's Abstracted Wife

Queenie: she literally looks like a PP when she abstracted.

Anyway, it's a black PP with rainbow eyes.

It's rare to be born with a black PP called "Kinger's Abstracted Wife"

by ThomasBloxia October 7, 2024

prison wife manlet

A dominated sissy manlet who resides deep in the bowels of the United States prison system. Going by cute nicknames such as Strawberry, Shortstack, Delicious or Tinkerbell, the prison wife manlet delightedly embraces his natural role as the belle of the ball in the penitentiary. Puny and inherently effeminate as he obviously is, the prison wife manlet enjoys preparing spreads, washing clothes, cleaning cells, gossiping while doing his nails with the other diminutive and therefore subjugated jailhouse sissy manlets and is always eager to service the amorous desires of all imposing manmores in the vicinity, thereby ecstatically submitting to a real man and being dominated as nature intends it.

I wonder what would happen to Tiny Tom Cruise if the petite, little manlet boy were to be sentenced to a lengthy prison term? Are you kidding me? That girlish and minuscule midget monstrosity would immediately turn into a prison wife manlet just by driving past a prison yard! Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024