nutty bar

Slang for a log of shit.

I squatted over Wanda's chest and pressed a massive nutty bar along the axis of symmetry of her body.

by Joaquim August 27, 2005

bar downs

a friend who when he drinks becomes so intollerably incapacitated that he cant act even remotelt reasonably or rationaly

dont bother with Big B right now, the cunts got the bar downs sir....

by frank le tank July 2, 2017

maple bar

A solid turd that's round, long, looks, and smells like poop, but is, in fact, a maple bar.

<David> Zoe just ate a maple bar!
<Si> Gross! Where did she get it?
<Nick> She just dumped it in the tiolet, then fished it right out and munched it!

by Si & David September 2, 2006

Dilly-Bar

When you shit in someone's mouth (preferably a nice long one), then make them give you a blowjob.

George was bragging earlier that he gave Michelle a Dilly-Bar, I didn't know she was into that kinda stuff.

by Ultenth August 2, 2008

Bar Fight

Having sex while your drunk and on your period. Because it's a drunken, bloody mess.

I'm going to have a bar fight with that guy over there.

by ishinagga April 1, 2011

taco bar

An unusually high amount of females in a concentrated area.
Female equivalent to the term "sausage-fest"

Let's go, Patricia, this place is a total taco bar.

by T. Jette April 18, 2008

snack bar

When you use a womens back to hold a beer and a bag of chips or a sandwich while you are hittin it doggy style.

Last night i gave my girl the snack bar, dirty sancez, monkey punch combo.

by t bass April 15, 2005