Bigfoot's Law

A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).

Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.

by hitemlow November 23, 2009

ex in-laws

Ex in laws mean: when one family are separate, ( if ur parents decied to get divorce; the family of the wife won't get a exra family of the husband. )

My best friends, parents had decied to divorces, so i won't have a new brother or sister ( ex in-laws)

by Little_Spiderman April 22, 2016

Rhiannon's Law

Every internet forum, no matter how friendly and peaceful, will always eventually succumb to mod drama.

"This group was awesome til all the admin bullshit. Rhiannon's Law in action."

by TopSecretHL7Officer September 12, 2016

motherfucker-in-law

When you hate your mother-in-law so much.

Everything I do is wrong for my mother-in-law. She is really motherfucker-in-law!

by 151bar151 October 1, 2016

Incest-in-law

To fuck one's brother-in law or sister-in-law.

Ed: "Wait, Jack fucked his wife Jill's sister?"
Eddie: "Yeah he just committed incest-in-law."

by The Elias June 2, 2016

Louie's Law

When something goes right, and three other things go wrong

I found twenty bucks in the road, then got hit by a car, driven by the guy my girlfriend cheated on me with, while she was blowing him. I blame Louie's Law

by T-man from D town November 7, 2010

Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.

Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!

by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017