Kung-Jew

Jewish Kung-Fu

Marvin and Jackie are the senseis at the local kung-jew dojo

by dickinafox November 3, 2014

Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.

We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by vulgarqt May 9, 2018

Jesse Jew

A Jew that hates his own kind and is a Jesse.

Hey I’m not Jewish

Oh so ur a Jesse Jew?

by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

Jew Jugs

Massive Jewish female tits to compliment the massive Jewish female nose.

Hey man did you see those Jew Jugs!?

by analblasphemy October 3, 2023

Jew Raft

a super badass log that is floated down a stream or other water source

Joe,James, and Novesel floated there jew raft

by megaman9000 May 19, 2011

jew satchel

The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.

Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.

by Satchel lover January 22, 2014

Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.

“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”

by Sappahire February 9, 2021