period pants

pants that the school nurse makes you where if you have period'd in your pants at school. These are usually dirty 80's white wash jeans with pleating and found in your schools lost and found box.

oh no i went period in my pants! better go see the school nurse and get some period pants.

by meoby January 12, 2010

alfredo pants

A common term that describes when someone has pooped their pants while at a fine Italian restaurant, such as the Olive Garden.

(at the Macaroni Grill)

"Where are you going?"

"I've got to use the restroom otherwise I'm going to have alfredo pants"

another common usage:

"What happened to our waiter at Mazzio's last night?"

"Dude, I think he alfredo-ed his pants"

by wow4now January 2, 2009

hot in the pants

The reaction that happens when a person see a gibson les paul.

I cannot play my gibson les paul guitar for too long or i will need new pants.

by n333m October 24, 2004

peach pants

When a woman's vagina is visible through her pants creating the appearance of a peach in her pants. Often coinciding with a fupa.

Why is that fat ass Yolanda always sporting the peach pants?!?! Has the woman no decency at all??

by B-nus July 23, 2006

pajama pants

Different than sweat pants. Prettier than sweat pants. But just as comfortable.

pajama pants are night and day wear.

by Hannah 123445345bv43 February 5, 2009

smartie pants

Someone who displays intelligents in an annoying way

Jimmy you are penultimate (loser).smartie pants

by Smartie pants November 17, 2013

captain pants

1:PN: the great warrior who defended the tortillas from the communist in 1989. Also known for his gift of pants to the eskimos in 1972.
2:N: A man who defends starch products from left wing nut jobs. Must love pants.

Captain Pants is my hero.

by Bob Awesome June 30, 2005