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elephant training

a term used to describe an enormous task or group of jobs that need completing. The tasks must include physical exertion, thought and take a lot of effort, just like training an elephant.

Different coloured elephants can be used to describe the difficulty of a task along the colour spectrum; red/orange elephants are easiest, blue/purple elephants the most difficult
Q: Are you coming out tonight?
A: Can't, I've got to train an elephant

Q: What are you up to this weekend
A: I'm doing some orange elephant training
Q: That'll only take an hour, come to the bar

Q: How's your essay?
A: Harder then training a blue elephant
by famousmistadave March 24, 2011
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Sucker Train

The purveyor of counterfeit $100 Jimmy Buffett tickets took his customers for a ride on the Sucker Train.
by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008
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Anal Train

An anal train is a disgusting sex act where a man puts his erect schlong into the girls cornhole while being penetrated by a black man. They will proceed to fuck while walking, in a squatted position, in a circular motion. During orgasm the man in the middle will pull out his cockle and cream in the air while yelling, "Empty the steam stack!", while the black man will yell, "Clean Coal!!!". The group will then proceed to shit on the floor and fall asleep.
Johnny, Tom, and Vanessa had an anal train last night. The carpet cleaners refused to help them.
by Alter3g0 August 7, 2012
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Gravy Train

When a male covers his penis in Turkey Gravy and then has procedes to have sex.
Yo - Last night she rode the gravy train.
by His Grace March 8, 2008
mugGet the Gravy Trainmug.

freight train

Blowing smoke out of one's nose while performing oral sex.
Jimmy got a freight train last night from Cindy while she was taking drags off her cigarette
by White Caps May 12, 2010
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Coal Train

The real reason why black equal rights were intrduced into America, the man behind MLK
In the 1960 s Coal Train, inspired by Gandhi helped MLK lead peaceful protests.
by RumTruffle April 21, 2010
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bitch train

the bitch train is when a person is to obsessed with either his chick, chicks, or just plain old pussy.
guy: what is up with lamont?
dude: oh he is trying to get some.
guy: oh so he is riding the old bitch train.
by george January 20, 2005
mugGet the bitch trainmug.

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