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Antonio Browning 

Fuck it, I’m Antonio Browning it.
Antonio Browning by Pdiaz January 2, 2022
the act of back-handing your woman, in order to put her in her place, back in the kitchen.
I browned that bitch Rihanna!
browned by sir chris brown March 7, 2009

Browning Out 

The resulting comatose state induced by a sudden, intense, and in most cases involuntary bowel movement. The victim may temporarily develop a minor form of amnesia due to an unstable peak in anal pressure and release known as Anal Fragmentation. Anal Fragmentation leaves the victim with little memory of said movement prior to losing consciousness. This is informally known as the process of blowing out ones sphincter.

The aftermath of a case of "Browning Out", provided the victims anus is still within repair, often calls for the prompt administration of medical and psychological aid. If left unattended the victim will experience long-term anal leakage and probable death due to serious infection and inability to withhold from defecation. Or Simply die of embarrASSment.
I invited the new girl from work out to family dinner on Sunday. The date was going well until Susie's bowels exploded on Gram Gram. Susie and Gram Gram are still in the hospital due to the browning out incident and cannot recall anything after the appetizers. Susie had mentioned her condition in regards to ethnic foods, and to Gram Gram's demise-- I ignored it. I'm sorry Gram Gram.
Browning Out by FranMan November 13, 2013

Browning 

The act of bragging about one's cock size while said instrument is in their partner's orifice.
I couldn't hear myself think between his moaning and browning every other minute.
Browning by Rebel Deb October 3, 2015

Brownied 

The art of getting Chris Brown'd
That bitch was acting a fool, so i brownied her ass!
Brownied by MidgetPeenee March 12, 2009

Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin 

The act of a man pooping during a house party. A girl needs to then enter the bathroom with no choice but to puke between the guys legs while he poops. To seal the deal, the guy must request a blumpkin before she leaves the bathroom as a bribe for he will not tell anyone of what just happened.
Dave: What are you doing in here?
Alex: I need to throwup
Dave: Just puke between my legs
Alex: I don't want to, you'll tell everyone but I really need to puke.
Dave: If you give me a Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin, I won't tell anyone
Alex: Deal!