April 3

A day that gay people were born

Oh wait she’s born on april 3 dude that means she’s gay

by Jennifer globerman October 27, 2019

April 27

FUCK MEE6 DAY

NEVER FORGET HIS STUPID ASS IN A NEGATIVE TONE!!!

Holy shit it’s April 27

What’s that

It’s fuck mee6 day dumb fuck

Oh right

by Radicalghost April 27, 2022

Beating April

1: The most awesome band that you could ever possibly hear in your whole entire life.

2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.

1: Have you listened to Beating April lately? They're the shit!
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.

by beatingaprilisawesome October 20, 2010

1 April

Zarah n Whirlon Day

Whirlon:Zarah do you know what day its today
Zarah:1 april ?
Whirlon: no dummy its our day

by Joshuabukasa May 23, 2021

April third

The act of blowing up one pussy with fireworks during an orgy full of 80 year old men ejaculating on a hunky fat black man

I was out with my girlfriend until I got to experience April third

by Eniggama April 13, 2022

April 5

All sexy cute amazing model beautiful gorgeous pretty people are born on this day and everyone falls In live with them instantly they will wanna date u even if they hate u they secretly have a crush on you

Stranger:WOW she must be born on April 5

strangers friend:Yep she’s pretty hot

April 5 girl:tehe ;)

by sexy wooden amber December 6, 2020

April 7

A day where a cool person is born and a day where they must be worshipped like shrek and given all sorts of anime shit. If you have a friend born on this day and this day only you must worship them like shrek! If you are born on this day show this to your friends to force them to do your bidding.

Someone : Hey it’s my birthday today
Friend: isn’t it April 7....
Someone: yep!

Friends: ALL HAIL (someone) WE DO YOUR BIDDING

someone: I’ve bee waiting forever

by Frognut November 2, 2020