Covid-19

a disease that attracts grim reaper

“Dude I just got Covid-19”
“Your time is up”

by glusakid August 11, 2021

Covid-🐲

When the spirit of the dragon, a creature worshipped by superstitious mainland Chinese, is demoniacally linked to the coronavirus, which was unprovenly leaked out from a lab in Wuhan, before it spread worldwide—Beijing lied about its initial failure to contain the virus, until whistleblowers informed the world about China’s high number of infections and deaths.

Is there any correlation between Covid-19 and Covid-🐲? How could the dragon, a symbol of power or fertility in Chinese culture, or in Eastern cultures, have anything in common with a symbol of chaos or evil in Western cultures?

by Covido December 13, 2020

Covid-🚽

When the closure of public toilets aimed at minimizing the spread of the coronavirus has a debilitating and degrading effect on people with medical conditions, homeless folks, and parents with young children.

People with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) feel stressed and miserable due to Covid-🚽—they’re afraid to leave the house when they’re unsure where the nearest open public toilet is.

by Covido January 30, 2021

Covid Privilege

Applies to anyone who is privileged enough to live in a developed country with free access to the vaccine, however, after having taken said vaccine (and booster), they still believe that Covid poses a significant threat to them. They are systematically incapable of recognizing that the prolongation of 'restrictions' has serious ramifications upon those less fortunate than themselves. Will commonly refer to as 'a pandemic of the unvaccinated', which is code for resentment towards those who do not agree with their worldview

Dave: Why is he wearing his mask still? The CDC says that 82% of Americans have been vaccinated.
Steve: He has got Covid privilege

by thisismyhandlelol April 12, 2022

Covid-🇲🇲

When the double crises of military coup and Covid-19 pandemic could push half of the population of Myanmar, one of Asia’s poorest countries, below the poverty line of $1.10 a day, by completely wiping out the progress the country has made in reducing poverty over the last one and a half decades.

With ongoing protests against the military rule in which thousands of blue- and white-collar workers have gone on strike with the aim of disrupting the economy and unseating the coup leaders, would Burma ever recover from the Covid-🇲🇲 crisis without a people’s revolution to kick the military junta out of the political system?

by Covido May 1, 2021

Covid time

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown

"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"

by somebrookdlyn October 24, 2020

COVID-hav

verb-the act of holding oneself to a high standard of behvior during COVID

Griselda struggle greatly during most of 2020. Due to her strong desire to see and be seen, she found it incredibly difficult to COVID-hav.

by Slamb Doctor November 18, 2020