A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023
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Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.
by ImGoingToPre April 19, 2021
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by SOG3 January 7, 2021
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Friend: Let's play some CS:GO (counter strike global offensive)
Me: Sure.
*accept button pops up*
The Tenth Man: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career
Me: Sure.
*accept button pops up*
The Tenth Man: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career
by WIld_Willy January 8, 2020
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