Mr I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims he buys clothes every day but andreea knows he’s lying

Mr I buy clothes every day won’t stop texting me

by hotpotato July 13, 2018

I speel god

it was created when "johnPlayz the best gamer pro really famous good" accidentally said "I speel god" instead of I spell good.

Hey Bro, I speel god, do you speel god?

by LegendBoattt September 1, 2022

i dont have a projector

duke depp doesnt have a projector. this means he should get one, a galaxy projector in fact !!

“willma said something about a projector... i dont have a projector so im sorry.... that i dont have a projector haha!!”

by vicky // wonkasdearchildr3n March 19, 2021

I

A track star I will become…
These hurdles we will overcome…
We have been here before…
And found a new door.

Prayers I send…
My love for you…
You will not forget…
Fade away? Never I will do!!!

Faith will get us through…
Especially during the times of blue…
Loving you I will always do❤️❤️❤️
Even when you don’t see the numbers move!!!

I love YOU!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 July 12, 2024

I hate cotton candy

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.

I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me

by Kentucky boi July 8, 2022

《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

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《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

I am him syndrome

When you think you are him, but you infact are not.

"I am going to jump over this creek"

"Don't do it . That is way too far."

"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome

by Dictionary user 7354 February 17, 2024