Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?"

by anonymous February 16, 2021

Squiggle boys

stock traders with neuroses fixated on candlestick obsession, rug pulling, social standing, etc..., rather than mature analysis of markets macroscopically.

Squiggle boys who are neurotically and emphatically obsessed with candlestick analysis and were blind to dangerous market conditions, are now talking about how we are “due for a pullback.”

by Shogun1,000,000 August 2, 2023

Accidental fuck boy

A man who unintentionally becomes a fuck boy - generally finds out once his friends make him aware of his fuck boy tendencies.

Johnny was unaware he was an accidental fuck boy until his friends brought it to his attention.

by Redleader69 October 12, 2023

Mass Ave Boys

The hardest, most badass, motherfuckers to grace this universe. They live on Massachusetts Ave in DC. they got bitches that they call Mass Ave Groupies.

Activities include:

Ping Pong
Toking
Blazing
Being better than you
Smoking weed
Eating clementines
Wakin Bakin

Common Phrases include:

Dre, stop being such a nigger!
Uncultured
Your Words, not mine
I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
I CAN DUNK!
got bud?

420=396

Person 1- Damn! those Mass Ave Boys sure are cool! I wish i was one of them!

Person 2 - You can be, you just have be 1,000,000 times cooler.

by Dredrefresh May 23, 2011

Bitch boy

People that are bitches that think there cool and are red head

Hey bitch boy stop sucking him ofc

by London234 June 20, 2021

batty boy

a gay or homosexual man
batty meaning: butt

Ali G: you is a batty boy, you like it up the batty

by okaybuddy420 May 12, 2020

Alabama Cluck Boy

A person either from Alabama or acts like they grew up feral that has no respect for anyone and always pretends to be under the influence of a controlled substance.

Mark was talking about the women again, he is such an Alabama Cluck Boy. He is so rude.

by Tate Baby June 12, 2021