shart monster

chase

you look like a shart monster

by i a bom bum June 19, 2018

Cookie Monster

When you take a fat hit from a bong filled with milk and inhale the smoke through a cookie in your mouth

Bro I went to Haley's house and did a fat cookie monster

by Bro. Haley's is lit January 12, 2021

monster hog

Giant penis; generally people named "Dominic" have them

We had sex, he had a monster hog

by Dat One Dope Boi October 23, 2017

brisk monster

A person who loves Lipton iced brisk. they ushually smell like a dumpster fire that had onion juice poured over it. They run around screaming “That’s brisk baby” and are always impersonated with an Eric Cartman voice

Ah run the brisk monster is coming

by Sexyhotboy June 28, 2020

plop monster

When you are trying to take a dump and pushing forever and then you are finally rewarded with the release of a pack of poops, then you have released a plop
monster

Ewww gross... it sounds like Tommy just released a plop monster in there!

by Goat-a-roat April 25, 2021

Tinki Monster

The Shaft, Main Vein, Cock without Balls, Dick, or More Commonly Known as Penis. Typically Used When Referring To Peeing, as The Word Tink Means To Pee... So Tinki Monster Is The Monster That Pees... A.K.A. Your Dick.

"Hey Dude, I Gotta Go Tink!" He Shouted, Drunk, With a Firm Grip on His Tinki Monster.

"I Shoved My Tinki Monster Right Inside Of Her!"

Dad Yells... "Quit Tuggin' On Yer Tinki Monster And Come To Dinner!"

by Habarakoo January 13, 2009

Monster Parade

When a group of men do a conga line while inserting themselves inside the person in front of them.

Ay bro we did a Monster Parade at the bathhouse last night.

by IToppleGovernments September 13, 2021