Rivers (last name)

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.

"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers (last name)"

by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022

Someone that has farton as his or her last name

If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.

Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.

by stranger.1 May 22, 2024

Last Demon Dance

Bunch of dumb kids that believe it is for a high ranking gang member/mafia

Last demon dance is fake

by :………..: May 15, 2023

last resort

The last way that you can do to accomplish the goal you want to be eventually able to reach, once everything else is no longer within your ability.

Retiring from watching YouTube regularly on a daily basis is the last resort I've to take, once the behavior requirement to get more screen time from parents in order to watch more YouTube becomes difficult for me to meet anymore.

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025

Last name

Come on guys. First prophet? Do you not read the Bible at all? Like, 70-80 of the country is Christian and you don't know who the first prophet of the lord is?

Hym "I mean, I'm going it in order. First name. Middle name. Middle name. Last name. First prophet. Means 'Warrior lion' in Hebrew. Give me a break guys."

A fucking Jewish dork "Well you see there is some debate about who the first prophet is-"

Hym "Shut up! Dork!"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

Last margarita of the night

When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.

I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

Obama's last name

Though we all know Obama's last name will most likely never be truly discovered, some may argue that his last name could be "the second", and judging at his full name from google, "Barack Hussein Obama II", I would agree

P1: hey, P2, have we found out Obama's last name yet?
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!

by Shuit March 8, 2022