Phone duck

Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.

Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."

by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011

Rubber Duck

A wank with rubber gloves on

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 9, 2017

peeking duck

A large turd that is uncomfortably peeking out of your bung hole

Bro I gotta find a bathroom, I got a peeking duck!

by mrmeanor January 20, 2016

Duck Walker

Someone who had rough sex and is hurting the next day.

Squatting. Sitting.

The duck walker had a hard time walking in the school's hallway today.

The duck walker also looks like a slut.

by Duckwalkersbestfriend July 13, 2009

Duck slut

Loud, annoying and talkative girl

*girl says really in a high pitched voice*
Italians: god you’re such a duck slut

by cdawg222222222 March 4, 2019

The ducks are running

It's a better way to say triggered. And it is more like it's a triggering situation than you being triggered.

1You pour a bowl of cereal you're out of milk so you go to the store and you get a flat tire and thats when you say the ducks are running.

Person 1: hey dude I really like that girl.
Person 2: oh dude she's coming over here you should ask her out

*Girl asks out person 2*
Person 1 and 2 look at each other and say the ducks are running.

by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019

Ducks up

Ducks up in the historical opposite to Ducks down.
Ducks up is like a game, where you flip a pencil with two ducks on either sides and whichever one wins is ducks up or ducks down. Ducks up comes from the English word duck. Pronounced as "duck".

A: Hey dude ducks up or ducks down?
B: Im'a go for ducks up!
A: Sorry dude its ducks down.

by Big Gay. Mega Gay. September 16, 2019