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book of stories

oh, and your book of stories told you that?
by doufu April 4, 2021
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Baby im busy, There is EE4B2B streaming down my pussy!
Barbara- Aged 31 and has 2 kids named bill and jeremy. She lives on 8 bridgewater street In Wigan, Uk. She got married in 2005 to John Awouni who was born on mozambique. They live in a 3 bedroom house and the 2 kids share a room whilst one being a spare. The kids a identical twins and they were born in 2014. They both have skibidi toilet syndrome and i will be placing a 44. magnum bullet direclty into each one of there craniums. Then i will unleash an homeade naplam into there house and watch then burn and turn into soot.
I aint reading that story
The rea- you WILL read it or else.
by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023
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Herman story

A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.
Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.
by ArlingtonHilltops March 16, 2009
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San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.
Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025
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Brownwood Love Story

When you marry your High School sweetheart while still making minimum wage.
"have you seen that Ben and Whitney are engaged? Yeah, That sure is a Brownwood Love Story."
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Fucking, story.

Meaning some one wants you to fuck their ass senceless, like,

Tracey went out of her bathroom, wearing a thong so tight, it was like she was wearing nothing at all. But she remembered it was to make him horny as fuck and not even let him get her pussy. Jenson was on the bed looking at his phone, when he heard the door open he looked up and his mouth dropped through the earth.
"Fuck, baby," he said, barley a whisper, he then grabbed her by the hips and pulled her on his lap. "Fuck baby, I need you." He started grinding her hips on him, but she stopped him. " Ah, ah, ah, naughty boy, you didn't ask," but he didn't care, he pushed her backwards on her bed and spread her legs, and licked through the fabric of her thong, " Ah-" she stopped her self, trying to torture him even more. He started to pull at the thong, almost ripping it off her, getting a soaked pussy. But Tracey pulled his head away and kissed him passionately. " AH AHHHH AHH," He said inbetween kisses. She started to message his large, now hard, bulged. It was heavy in her small hands, when she reached her hand in his pants. "You horny already, baby?" He moaned in response. "MmmMmmmmMMMM, STOP WITH THE TEASING," He was done with it, angry even. He flipped her legs open, ripped the thong in half, and tossed them to the side. He pumped in two fingers fiercely inside of her. She couldn't control her moans any longer and was now screaming them, the neighbors probably heard, but nether of them cared at all.
That was Jensons and Tracey's fucking, story.
by Pussyfucker&dicksucker November 28, 2024
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stories that touch

sad stories that touch the heart or elicit sympathy
Whenever you go on a date, make sure you have your credit card, to avoid stories that touch. Just in case your date bails on you and leaves you with the bill!
by ghad0922 September 21, 2024
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