When a so called man of God lines his subjects up like bowling pins and throws his coat or waves his hand at them they all fall, fall down like bowling pins. (strike!!). Claiming to be slain in the Holy spirit.

The pastor invoked an altar call and 10 people came forward. He lined them up like bowling pins then after throwing his coat toward them they all fell down like a strike in bowling. This is Spiritual Bowling.

Spiritual Bowling by Runt Of Hell August 18, 2011

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Spiritual Allotment

A prosaic name for the toilet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.

Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.

Spiritual Allotment by Green Tito May 6, 2013

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spiritually poor

Spiritually poor means u are poor in spirit which means u don't believe in the spirit of God

For those who are "Spiritually poor" for theirs is a kingdom in heaven

spiritually poor by Giuls99 October 9, 2016

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Spiritual A.D.D.

(aka Spiritual Deficit Disorder) When you are meditating or practicing yoga then lose focus to start thinking about other things like what you want to eat for dinner.

Ugh, I totally can't zen-out. I have spiritual A.D.D.

Spiritual A.D.D. by bünch October 26, 2016

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