A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.
by KerrJody November 7, 2019
Get the Retard Sandwichmug. Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!
Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"
by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010
Get the Boyfriend Retardationmug. When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.
EXAMPLE:
'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.
'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.
by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011
Get the running on retardmug. Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache
Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
by Dank McPot February 4, 2014
Get the retard stachemug. When the cursor on your computer starts moving erratically by itself and clicking randomly, usually after visiting porn sites and getting an ETD.
Retarded Cursor
Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday
Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday
by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010
Get the Retarded Cursormug. the stupid ass place my boyfriend made up last spring (yes it is as retarded as is sounds) in glassboro nj
by jlips910 March 3, 2020
Get the retard valleymug. Someone who is stupid to the extent of haveing one-too-many chromosomes, but phenomenomely has no genetic or mental diseases to give the person the excuse for being so goddamn stupid.
There are alot of Half Retards on this site. So how about instead of bitching tell me how to correctly spell phenomenomely in a creative degraading way.
by Madd Jester December 16, 2004
Get the Half Retardmug.