pussy engine

a moms minivan thats engine is so weak that you can't hear it.

"Dude your mom has such a pussy engine."

by pussy engine inventor July 8, 2014

Pussy poot

It’s the sound of freshly deposited skeet forcefully making its way out of a lady’s clam after raucous love making.

Marry lou Anne had to keep her pussy poot as quiet as possible as it’s not very lady like to let one blow at the debutante ball; if only her brother Bobby Joe wasn’t so convincing.

by Flyassfeller10 February 12, 2020

Pussy Ketchup

In her flowers Period

"Hey Aj your Bird has a Pussy Ketchup stain on her jeans again get her some Gee Pads will ya."

by Gerry+ July 29, 2018

Pussy Snare

A Pussy Snare is a snare that attracts females and traps them. The type of Pussy Snare used is dependent on many factors such as these: what type of Pussy are you looking to catch? Old pussy? Young pussy? Fertile pussy? Cute pussy? Dumb pussy? Smart pussy? Lazy pussy? Skinny and or fat pussy? Lady pussy? Woman pussy? Tight pussy? Loose pussy? Hairy pussy? Bald pussy? White pussy? Black pussy? Yellow pussy? Red pussy? Tight young white girl pussy? Whatever kind of pussy you’re looking to snare, it will depend on the bait and type of trap. If you’re looking to snare a young Mexican tight pussy, try using the Pussy Snare model - 3 it looks like an ordinary border of the United States, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare. Try Putting down an American flag or some tacos as bait. If you’re looking to snare a black pussy, I would suggest the Model - 2 snare, this snare looks like her ex boyfriend’s Xbox, but in reality it’s a pussy snare. As bait, use her ex boyfriend’s credit card. If you’re trying to snare some white girl pussy, (the trickiest of all mind you) use the model - 1 snare. This snare looks like a Starbucks, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare use a Frappuccino or some kind of other fancy coffee as bait. If you’re looking to score some yellow pussy, use the model - 4 snare. This snare looks like a noodle shop, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare Use a small dog in a small purse as bait. If you’re looking to snare some red pussy, don’t.

“I just finished setting up eight pussy snares today” - uncle Jimbob

by SoupCanHarry The hobo November 8, 2019

pussy timeshare

To have full knowledge of and full agreement with a buddy to share in the sexual promiscuousness of a said female

Yo man, I thought some drama was gonna go down after she hooked up with both our roommates. But they worked it out and now they have a pussy timeshare

by Iron Butterfly 91 October 28, 2011

Popcorn pussy

popcorn pussy is when a girls pussy gets so wet and so swollen from too much sex. It literally swells like popcorn!

We had so much sex that she had popcorn pussy!

by The stallion February 5, 2019

pussy quaker

Something that tastes so good it’ll make your pussy quake.

The chicken from Long Horn was such a PUSSY QUAKER.

by pussyquaker January 14, 2021