Swedish Crab Wank

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

crab aids

There's no good way to say this, crab aids is coming for all of us. There is no cure and it can not be stopped. the best thing you can do for your family is spread awareness and hope you die quickly

yo andrew i just wanted to inform you that last wednesday before we had gay sex i met a crab at the beach and we made sweet sweet gay crab love, and well i just got tested and i have crab aids.

by crab aids enjoyer September 13, 2023

Crab

(N/adj/v) - a person who plays a game/video game that knows they are going to lose, so they plan to take down as many people as they can before losing/quitting

Commonly used in Battle Royale games

Also see Crab Mentality

Noun “We cleared the entire city and a lone crab who was hiding in the bushed killed one of our teammates before all three of us went and demolished him”

Verb “Crab that guy quickly! His entire team is coming to get you!”

by xBlueEclipse February 15, 2019

Crab Fest Moment

A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster

Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.

by Sketchymunk December 2, 2020

horny crabs

a person who gets nasty with their lover when they are hard, but you arent there to get it.

we were about to hook up til he got horny crabs, and decided he didnt like it after all.

by mopinko September 13, 2022

Crab Boil

The act of farting on someone while they are locked in a dog crate.

Ry locked himself in the dog crate, so I gave him a crab boil.

by Wonnmeister November 20, 2021

Crabs

Its like pubic lice on your dong hair. It can be pointed out super easily like if you have a small mustache you have crabs.
If you dont have muscles you have crabs. If your not single you have crabs. Common in people named jacob

HEY LOOK THAT GUY HAS CRABS

by NotAwkward July 25, 2019