Lick your brain

To find someone’s intellectual capacities so sapiosexually stimulating that you want to figuratively make out with their brain

Oh damn, I love how you described that- lemme lick your brain.

by Niomeblack October 15, 2021

Java popcorn lick

When you pour popcorn over someone’s pussy and eat it by then licking the pussy itself and making a woman come with some popcorn bits still in her vagina

Man that Java popcorn lick I did last night has my jaw all sore

by Louie Louie July 21, 2020

lick off a shot

Bust a cap in somebody's ass

jerom was talkin mad shit so I had ta lick off a shot on his ass

by pacman-wrecka September 29, 2006

lick my sack

too caress the ball sack with your tongue, usually not by preference.

gay guy to timid gay guy who is still ion closet: Dude, lick my sack or I'll shove my cock in your ear.
-lick my ponch
-lick my scrote
-shave my ball sack with your cats tongue

by SkinnyPete January 5, 2004

Lick My Nine

1. The act of a person commanding someone else to suck on their nine inch dick.

2. The act of commanding another to put the .9mm in their mouth, resulting in blowing their fucking head off.

Mary: Hey your hat looks really stupid

John: Bitch how bout' you shut the fuck up and lick my nine!

by the k what hey February 24, 2011

aeropostale shit lick

the act of taking a peice of shit shirt from aeropostale, then shitting in it while your gay blind friend masturbates onto your face and shoving a banana phone up your ass, then when he has fully jizzed on your face you take the aeropostale shirt (now it looks sumwhat like a shit hammock) and throw it up in the air while you open your mouth like your trying to catch snow flakes on your tongue, then you both make out and play limp biscuit,then you take that stupid douchebag aeropostale shirt and wrap it around both of your heads to make a romantic and smelly bond on your head

guy 1-wow i heard you and tom had an aeropostale shit lick party
guy 2- yep that was the best night of my life!

by killmeihavenolife21 February 25, 2010

licking door knobs

The act of a Ginger licking an object to gain an illness

'Gene was licking door knobs so he could stay home!'

by hamster hammer October 8, 2009