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Trunk Kiss

When you approach your car, lick the tip of your index finger, and clean the dirt, snow, or rain off the little backup camera mounted on the trunk for better visibility.
He walked up, gave the car a trunk kiss, got in and backed it out of the parking space, carefully checking the monitor on the dash.
by The Jeff S April 1, 2016
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LUNA KISS

a progressive rock band from Coventry city.

the name originated from a shrill noise made by the voice, created by looking at an eclipse directly without protection. The moon kissing the eye balls with an ache!
"I have a serious Luna Kiss on my left eye ball"
by Steve Jeffersons November 24, 2011
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Granma's Kiss

The state of a (generally) female porn actresses asshole after the (generally) male actor has performed the Gape act on the said young lady, as seen in many an anal heavy porn film of which there are many (I am told).
Where the exhausted sphincter muscle fails to close and quivers just like old toothless grandma's mouth puckering up to give her (revolted by the gesture) grandchild a kiss.
Kid A: I was watching this one bitch on the internet last night.

Kid B: really, what acts was she engaging in that would provoke you to recount this tale to thou my friend?

Kid A: this dude whipped his dick out of her ass & boy did it gape man! reminded me of my Granma's kiss!

Kid B: Stroll on.
by Trifles August 24, 2009
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incomplete kisses

Being cut off by time and feelings but then realizing true feelings.
I'm thinking about our incomplete kisses
by Yzeewoj February 8, 2017
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sligo kiss

A Sligo kiss is an act of cunnilingus that requires great force and gracelessness. Usually performed more for the benefit of the giver than the receiver.
Kurt: D'jah know how I love atin' shnack box?

Other Kurt: Aye

Kurt: Well Jaysus, I went home with this young one last night and I ended up giving her some fuckin' Sligo kiss.

Other Kurt: Really?

Kurt: Oh yeah, I went through here like she was in the way. I nearly gave her a Rosses point cunt hook.

Other Kurt: fuck.
by JonnyJesusChristYouCantBeAtTha September 12, 2014
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Nutterfly Kisses

Fluttering of and or the very light touch of one’s testicles on someone's skin so lightly they feel a tickling sensation.
Wanna experiment with something I learned on Urban Dictionary today?!
Sure...
Sweet! I can't wait for you to feel my Nutterfly Kisses!
by High Priest of Rock November 8, 2014
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drunk kiss

When you go to a party and kiss another person, but they are completely schmacked. Technically doesn't count as a kiss because the person probably won't remember it.
guy: dude Paul finally got his first kiss last night at the party
friend: No way, was she sober?
guy: Nah she took like 20 shots of Cuervo.
friend: lol thats a drunk kiss retard. Shit doesn't even count.
by yourmanpeter March 15, 2017
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