party with jews

what someone does when they are bored and need a good hype up or a place to mosh.

Hey bro, I'm bored. Can we go party with Jews?

by lit!!! November 12, 2017

Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.

Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"

by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021

JEW STROKE

When a man masturbates with his palm downward. Also known as the reverse stroke.

Did you see that dirty ass bum jew stroken in the alley?

by Matt the stinkstar June 7, 2018

Smash Jew

A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?

God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.

by adrianhowell August 14, 2017

mike the jew

this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!

Mike the jew is always counting numbers

by guy in a tree January 18, 2012

Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.

He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.

by Gojai August 31, 2017

jew fact

Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.

Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."

by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017