The H-Town Clown, a sex act common in the city of Houston, is when a man fucks his special lady friend while she is on her period, then pulls out when he is done and wipes his dick across her mouth resulting in what looks like clown makeup.
Me: Did you hear what Twan did last night?
Friend: No, what?
Me: He was fucking his girl on the rag and gave her the H-Town Clown afterward.
Friend: Oh man! I bet she looked just like Bozo!
Friend: No, what?
Me: He was fucking his girl on the rag and gave her the H-Town Clown afterward.
Friend: Oh man! I bet she looked just like Bozo!
by FreakThatBitch September 8, 2009
Get the H-Town Clownmug. by cr3ative October 11, 2004
Get the w/y/hmug. a woman that is interested/willing to sleep with another woman's boyfriend/fiance/husband, for fun/pleasure.
by ashoke December 28, 2005
Get the H-O-Emug. A temporary visa issued to a foreign worker to legally work in the United States, usually high-tech jobs. The visas are often abused by unscrupulous corporations to replace more expensive American workers. They usually justify this by creating artificial job shortages. An H-1B visa holder will almost always work for much less and is usually less qualified, and does not mind being sodomized by their corporate overlords. Usually they will continue to stay and hold the job long after the visa has expired.
by Prodadad November 10, 2009
Get the H-1B Visamug. "Jesus H. Christ", the "H" stands for "Heli" Jesus' GrandFather's name.
LUKE 3:23, "Now Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as many people thought, the son of Joseph, the son of HELI."
LUKE 3:23, "Now Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as many people thought, the son of Joseph, the son of HELI."
by Father Dickinson, Hebrew-Catholic Association July 25, 2006
Get the Jesus H. Christmug. by JonBlaze April 17, 2003
Get the F.U.P.a H (Fupah)mug. H-Town: Also know as Hastings, NY.
H-Town can best be familiarized as where the H-Town Crew rolls. Dont mess with the Crew or they will mess with you. Seriosuly, Dont tempt it.
H-Town can best be familiarized as where the H-Town Crew rolls. Dont mess with the Crew or they will mess with you. Seriosuly, Dont tempt it.
"Dude you just got jacked up in H-Town!!"
"Dude you be reppin' H-Town aight? I dont wanna mess you then man"
"Dude you be reppin' H-Town aight? I dont wanna mess you then man"
by Thompson fo life October 19, 2006
Get the H-Townmug.