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vagina vampire

A overly-confident female who tries to take over and steal someone's boyfriend, based on her feelings for the guy (and the lack of feelings toward any "friends" that may be involved with the guy). The term is often used because the female may act violent and vampire-like in achieving her goal, which is often fueled by stimulation in her love box.
Kate: Dang, that new girl comes in here acting like she's someone important and now she's trying to steal my man!
Beth: Who, Veronica?
Kate: Yeah. Veronica the vagina vampire.
by Lckygrl13 January 3, 2008
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Hot Vagina

And exclamation used when referring to the coldness of something.
by Doctor Swiing August 30, 2007
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Vomit Vagina

Letting someone throw up in a girls vagina, then eating her out.

Courtney Cordero is legendary for this
Eric why does your breath stank
I just gave Courtney a Vomit Vagina
Hell yea bro
by Orange Phantom May 12, 2009
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Flaccid Vagina

A Flaccid Vagina is basically a vagina that's no where close to being aroused. It could also be a virgin vagina that's never been wet before or fingered or has felt an orgasm. It's fresh and soft like your grandmother's freshly baked homemade buttery biscuits.

It could also refer to a gay male who's anus is also a virgin.
"I'm a total virgin. Guess I'll be having my Flaccid Vagina for a longer time."
by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015
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Vagina Weasel

Adjective

.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.
Your mother can be such a Vagina Weasel, but she always gets the party started.
by Vagina Weasel January 14, 2012
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Vagina Island

A moist desolate place, often covered in thick bush, or if bush has been removed, the surface is generally red, lumpy and rash like.

The island has a highly unpleasant odour and visitors often refuse to eat there. Visitors also complain that it sounded good at first, but after a while they just wanted to leave.

The weather on the island is moody and does not follow logic.
Remember Morla, the ancient one, that giant turtle thing from 'The Never Ending Story' , that's what Vagina Island is like.
by Bearjewbackhand July 3, 2016
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Vagina-cake

a girl who likes to put a tampon in with the door unlocked and her roommate right outside.
Amber walks in saying "hope your not naked!"
roommate " omg iam i was about to put in a tampon"
Amber "eeeek you are such a vagina-cake"
by southerngirl1713 March 7, 2012
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