cival war

Rallying tantrum of low-information Americans engaging in the most American sport: yelling at the TV while clutching ridiculously overpowered firearms in their tiny fists.

Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.

I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020

--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019

by Miles Purrower October 26, 2019

Base Wars

That one minecraft game that you force your friends to play because it is so good and is better than everything else in the world.

Raul: "Base wars when"
Shannon: "BASE WARS WHEN"

by Kecreeper August 29, 2022

thumbie war

A name Philadelphians give to the game commonly known as "Thumb War". In Philly, a "Thumb War" is a game where two or more people take turns jabbing each other in the eye with their thumbs. The winner is determined by the amount of mucus on their thumb.

Jimmy was shocked when he challenged Damon to a Thumb War and Damon quickly thrust his thumb into his eye. Damon explained that only weak people play Thumbie War.

by twothumbsup November 27, 2010

Micronational War

A Micronational War Is when a Micronation Declares war on a other Micronation, Micronational War is not deadly, It's like a nerf war, But with airsoft at times (Usually airsoft) Actual rifles may be owned by a micronational owner but they wont use it, Cus It's not very legal to shoot someone, INFACT IT IS VERY ILLEGAL to shoot someone, Don't do that.

OI IMA DECLARE Micronational War ON YA!

by Orrie Democratic Republic. May 19, 2022

Revolutionary War

The revolution war was the one war that made Britain lose everything. It all started after the French and Indian War. The colonists had no representatives or anything. So they fight the British and won 8 of 10 major battles that actually counted. France helped the colonists after they won the Battle of Saratoga.

Revolutionary War is still talked to this day about.

by One little hellian October 24, 2017

Watermelon War

A war caused by a American guy stealing a watermelon in panama (not really a war but a riot)

Do you remember the Watermelon War

by BruhEmperor April 29, 2020

Videogame War

A war deciding which console or platform is better. Playstation, Xbox, Nintendo and the PC fight this. All consoles and devices have their own personalities. Playstation focuses on the mature audiences and power. Xbox focuses on graphics and the younger audience. Nintendo has unique ways to play their games, as well as alot of unique characters, but doesn't focus on graphics, power or anything else. PC focuses on everything related to power or graphics, but not a person or company really owns PC.

All Consoles and Devices have their own personality and alot of people don't get why people still fight over this. Commonly seen with Xbox VS Playstation.

baby1: WAAA XBOX BETTER
baby2: WAAA NO PLAYSTAION GWOOD
baby3: NO NO NO NINTWENDO BETS WA
baby4: SHUT IT PC WRGJFROIRFJ RFFRJEOJW EOIEFJ
chad: It does not matter who is better. The Videogame War is stupid.

by Gadget Gabe September 4, 2020