pussy nuts

when a woman has a severe case of cameltoe, in which her vagina lips look like 2 balls/nuts hanging from the front of her pants.
see cameltoe, or mooseknuckle

Woah check out her nasty pussy nuts.

by boooboo December 30, 2006

No Nut November

The act of staying away from all nuts, such as walnuts, peanuts and almonds. During the month of November.

Do you participate in nnn(no nut November)?
No I can’t live without almond milk!

by Lil hoe with cute toes June 4, 2021

nut nestler

an extreme ass kisser who goes so deeply into it they pass the taint and land on the back of the nuts. A brown noser who's nose is beyond the brown onto the back of the baby bay

Tommy kept telling Mike that he was the man, that that stunt was wicked, that he was the best ever seen. Utter nut nestler, smack smack get off the sac.

by akira2502 August 28, 2009

Fucking nuts

Quitting your job and moving half way across the world for pussy

Roger is fucking nuts

by Medusabitch February 9, 2018

drummers nut

The one larger testicle (usually the left) that all true drummers have. Possibly due to the shape of drum stools and the large amount of time drummers spend on them.

Girl 1- "I heard you hooked up with the drummer last night?!"
Girl 2- "I did, you should have seen his balls.. one was HUGE! "
Girl 1- "Classic case of drummers nut then?"

by drugstore cowboy July 18, 2011

Nut Tweak

To ejaculate, pump off a nut, shoot a load, split a nut.

nut busting ejaculation

a)The other day I had to avoid blue ball and had a quick nut tweak to relieve myself.

b)"Ah bitch I'm tweakin' out!"

by Tweakin_ January 15, 2009

alien nut

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross

dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!

by john doe March 17, 2004