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Donkey Eyelashes

Look at that bitches donkey eyelashes!! Damn, im jealous!!
by Sweetie Pateetie July 29, 2011
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donkey's bollocks

even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.
Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!
by metapieman December 14, 2012
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Sausage donkey

A very slutty person, implying that she/he can take a lot of loads (penis).
"you can take more loads (sausage, meaning penis) than a donkey. You're a sausage donkey
by CrissRID December 20, 2010
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dirt donkey

A dirt donkey is an individual who’s yard is full of garbage, technically a jack ass with a dirty yard!
Dude I hate my neighbor he is such a fucking dirt donkey!
by Codick May 20, 2018
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Angry Donkey

When a young Italian man gets all pissy. Generally it's from the angry "ehh-uhn" noise they make, but also in reference to "Dominic the Italian Christmas donkey".
"Jeez Darv, Tony sure is being an angry donkey"
"Ohhh yus he eees HA HA HA - Gude won"
by SteveB89 July 13, 2016
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Donkey Dilldoe

A donkey Dilldoe is a large Dilldoe Often used on women with wide or well-used vagina or to induce intense ( or most likely kinky) pleasure from a woman as either foreplay or when a woman is on her own.

Donkey Dilldoes can also be used during anal, however, usually that is only used for the mans sadistic pleasure.
"so i was behind her and she was begging for it and i pulls out this Donkey Dilldoe and she starts screaming like a bitch"

"Dude, that girls got a Donkey Dilldoe"
by BethanyEmoChick March 24, 2009
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donkey punch

when you fuck a girl's vagina in doggy style and suddenly stick it in her pooper.
by kevin apeck August 15, 2006
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