lady shady

Acting evasive toward your friends because you have a girlfriend.

What's up with westy? I don't know, he had been acting lady shady.

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer February 28, 2015

Grapefruit Lady

A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.

"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."

by jimmythewhoo November 1, 2009

The Lady and The Tramp

A gay sexual act consisting of shoving an 8 inch metal rod into a male’s urethra, followed by fitting the opposite end of the rod into that person’s partner’s urethra, which segues into both parties getting their pelvis’ slowly closer together, mimicking the iconic spaghetti-eating dinner scene from Disney’s Lady And The Tramp.

Friend 1: So how did it go?
Friend 2: Oh just wonderfully, as soon as we got home he got really horny and decided to play with me... we did The Lady And The Tramp and I’m still sore from it
Friend 1: *grabbing his crotch* Oh uhmmmmm ok...

by Pothas February 22, 2019

Faxy Lady

A faxy lady is a plus sized woman who is still totally hot. "Faxy" is fat plus sexy. It is also a play on words stemming from the 1970's phrase, "Foxy Lady". You must be at least a size 16 or larger to be considered a Faxy Lady.

Guy one: You see that big chick over there? I think I am gonna hit that tonight.

Guy two: I don't blame you, dude. That's one Faxy Lady!

by TheGoddessCher October 6, 2010

Lady Glaze

The white gooey stuff that excretes from a women's vagina during sex, either ejaculation or the cream from a yeast infection. May be good or bad depending on the situation.

"Dude that girl was squirting lady glaze all over the place last night."

"Dude that hoe needs some Vagisil, she got lady glaze all over my junk."

by BigTunaCanDoThisAllDay June 30, 2022

lady pipe

A auspicious object which gives the individual bountiful pleasures beyond their wildest dreams, usually located on a secret menu at high-end gatherings.

"Wow look at these pretentious people, do they not know that jam and scones isn't the only thing on the menu. Waiter! Be a good lad and fetch me a lady pipe, pronto!"

by AshGash February 21, 2017

lady rod

When a female is aroused or turned on by a person, situation, etc. If she had a penis, it would be erect.

She had quite the lady rod for Hugh Jackman during the movie Wolverine.

by njl2011 November 18, 2011