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Commit Heart No Pump

Used by children as a way to say "commit suicide" while bypassing filters
by Commit Heart No Pump December 6, 2019
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My shitty heart

Can be used as an expression of admiration or affection, especially for animals.

Something being so cute that you emote pure joy. A modern variation of "my heart!"
That puppy is so cute!!! My heart!! My shitty fucking heart!

My friend showed me a picture of their cat and my shitty heart broke in two!
by Cuteaholic September 25, 2019
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my heart isn't in it

"My parents want me to be a lawyer, but my heart isn't in it so I will be a journalist."
by Nany165 June 7, 2017
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mini heart break

When you are a girl and you have a new friend that's non binary but was born with female parts and you text them asking for help on a math question and then you think your flirting but then after a bit of texting and then the friend says something like yea I do that especially with my friends and your listening to music the whole time this is happening and then when the friend says that a few seconds later Heather's by Conan Grey comes on and you just had a mini heart break because they said the word friends when you thought you where flirting 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
Mini heart break victim: Yea I was just texting with Dannie( not real person) and I thought we were flirting by they said no im just really affectionate with my friends when I said did I make you uncomfortable and now I'm sad as hell 💔

Random friend listening: yea it sounds like you are a mini heart break victim my friend
by I'm a possums ass August 26, 2021
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bleeding-heart liberal

an individual and idealist who at times espouses very reasonable, perhaps even thoughtful, political inclinations but whose lack of character and unsubstantiated smugness make any discourse they may embrace largely unpalatable to any self-respecting citizen.
Self-respecting citizen #1 "Well, I half agree with Tom (a bleeding-heart liberal) on that one. But Jesus, I just can't get over him wafting his own farts towards his nose like that."

Self-respecting citizen #2 "You know, i thought that was slightly odd too...."
by iamthedawgthebigbaddawg January 13, 2011
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bleeding-heart libertarian

One who believes that certain values typically associated with the far left, such as environmental sustainability and animal rights, are fully compatible with (or even a natural extension of) their libertarian values. Essentially, one who believes in compassion but doesn't believe that robbing Peter to pay Paul (i.e. government appropriation of our income) is the least bit compassionate.
A: You're a vegan? I thought you were just one of those nutjobs that believed we should eliminate the Federal Reserve and legalize heroin.

B: You know me, bleeding-heart libertarian.
by vnjersgn October 16, 2010
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black heart emoji

Sending a heart to the opposite sex... like for a girl if you have a guy best friend you'd send them a black heart and vise versa
"I sent branden a black heart emoji ,but I'm not dating him, we're just friends."
by Black heart emoji April 24, 2017
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