SAVE TREES

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by WindySpeaker June 1, 2019

Looking for trees

The act of masterbating, and ejaculating on a non living object such as a computer screen or a toliet seat cover. including the furry seat covers

When Gun was looking for trees he ejaculated on my furry toleit seat.

by anonymous1200 December 21, 2008

shake the tree

To masturbate, spank the monkey, ejaculate and evacuate, jack off, jizz, or otherwise relive oneself via excretion of sperm from the bologna pony, especially when one's bologna pony is hairy as Honey Boo Boo's mom's back.

ejaculate and evacuate spank the monkey jizz jack off masturbate bologna pony

I can't wait to go home and shake the tree!

by Honey Boo Boo's Mom January 11, 2016

Tree Nine

A legendary tree at UC Santa Cruz located above College Nine. The story goes something like this: There once was a young girl who had just turned nine years old. On her ninth birthday she took a walk in the woods that today lie at the top of the UCSC campus. Along her way she found an enormous pine tree that reached high above all the other trees around it. She was fascinated by the spiraling formation of the branches as her gaze moved up to the tippy top of the tree. Being the adventurous girl that she was, she decided to climb to the top. She got all the way to the top and was amazed at the beautiful sight. She could see all the way across the bay to Monteray. As this girl, on her ninth birthday, was descending Tree Nine, her foot took a fatal slip and she fell all the way to the bottom, hitting nine branches along the way. The impact of this great fall killed her, and it is said to this day that if one goes to Tree Nine, they can sometimes see her hiding in the spiraling branches.

If you believe in ghost stories, don't climb Tree Nine!

by zanny May 26, 2004

Palm Tree

American Slang for a homosexual male. The hand movement consists of bending your arms at the wrists and crossing them over each other, making your fingers/hands represent the leaves and your arms, up to your elbows, the trunk.

"Hey, I'm talking to this guy and I think he might be a Palm Tree."

"Oh really? Does he like unicorns too?"

by GrilledSandwich December 14, 2012

Between the Trees

1) When a black guy is getting ready to rob you of something, usually a car or money

"Dude, it's dark out here, you'd better look Between the Trees before you go in your house."

by Lordessakkah October 16, 2008

Willow Tree

When the pubes of a dick is long enough to cover the head of the penis

Aka the weeping willow

Why don't you shave down there nobody is going to want to handle a willow tree.

by The beaten mutt January 2, 2011