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Car Gymnastics

To have one person drive wrecklessly while the other passengers jump from the back seat to the front.
Whoever sustains the most external injuries wins.

Some car gymnastics may have a points system though it is not required
Ex: Bruise - 1pt

Injure Driver/other gymnast - 5pts

Consussion - 10pts

Blood/Bleeding - 15pts

Permanent Damage - 20pts
*Wreckless driver speeds down street then turns violently*

Gymnast one will jump from backseat to the farthest point in the front interior of car.
Gymnast one totals 4 bruises and a bloody nose = 19pts
Gymnast two kicks driver and collides into windsheild = 15pts

Car Gymnastics winner would be Gymnast one.
by Concussions February 23, 2011
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eat a car

My mom would eat a car if she knew about that party.
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car-wash

I've got a hard-on - I need a car-wash!
by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021
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Car Boner

Getting sexually excited from viewing beautiful cars
Gustavo caught a car boner from that Mercedes-Benz
by YoungMoneyGstack$ November 3, 2011
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Car wash

The rapid degradation of a female reproductive(i.e.pussy, gash, cunt, hatchet wound) through violent and sudden digital stimulus (finger-bang, finger-blast) with sharpened fingernails.
The night before last I done car wash wifey dun.
by Wu tang Type Slang December 2, 2009
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foreign car

something every rapper talks about in their shitty generic ass songs
generic rapper: oh yeah i got foreign cars i fuck ur bitch on mars
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eminem car

your uncles sweet ass ride that all your friends that are mexican want to ride in because the music is so loud your head shakes!
dude lets ride in the eminem car
by taylor kanyon June 24, 2008
mugGet the eminem carmug.

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