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Twerkle Jerk Shots

Similar to twerkle jerking, but when a group of guys begins circle jerk. A man or woman gets in the middle of the circle. The perso in the middle twerks with their mouth open. The first person to shoot the cum in the middle persons mouth wins. The others then have to lick the cum off of the middle person. Once the middle person is clean the twerkle jerk shots have ended.
Yo jeff how was your twerkle jerk shots party at 7 PM on Suday?
by PeterThePloppingPiper February 25, 2015
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Jerk off January

Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.
"You ready for Jerk off January?"

"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020
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Roman Circle Jerk

When a group of people sit around in a circle and jerk the person next to them off, like how the Romans used their shields to protect the person next to them.
Rob was feeling down, so I invited him to a Roman Circle Jerk, so he wouldn't have to jack off alone.
by DickTckler October 21, 2015
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Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man
by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019
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Stare n Jerk

When someone gives you a hard handjob while looking at you dead in the eye or stareing at you the whole time during the handjob.
Dude she stare n jerked me all night.
That Sucks.
by Wak sh0tz March 3, 2011
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Giggle Circle Jerk

When you start to giggle, then your friend starts to giggle because of your giggling, then you giggle harder at their giggle and so on.

Usually stops when someone in the circle can't breathe.
That's when she tripped and I immediately started a giggle circle jerk.
by Dirtii_Martini January 5, 2023
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Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
by Dj Pj August 9, 2016
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