Your ancestors child molesters 

The worst possible insult known to man. This phrase is worse than “your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt, etc.”

Josh: your mom gay your dad lesbian and your family tree have lgbt, beat that bitch.

Cody: Please josh don’t make me do it

Josh: no balls do it bitch

Cody: your ancestors child molesters!

*josh is instantaneous teleported to where time and space do Not exist, explodes on arrival causing the Big Bang. After millions of years society Develops and reaches its peak. Then a giant asteroid comes hurling towards the earth destroying all life on it.

Your ancestors child molesters by N O O S E May 28, 2018

brain child 

the FUCKED UP idea of someone who just comes up with something totally random and puts it into motion without thinking about it first

Person 1: "Why the hell are we doing it that way now?"
Person 2: "I don't know, it was dickhol's brain child"

brain child by jessewallace October 14, 2011

feral child 

a child abandoned by parents to be reared in the wilderness by wild animals. rarely exhibits normal social behaviors, especially displaying inappropriate sexual behaviors toward the feline species.

No amount of defensive arguing will convince me that kathy shavings is not a feral child, seeing as the last time i went to her "house," her mom chased me away barking.

feral child by ps stomp October 21, 2011

um child anyway so 

Big boobs? um Child anyways so is a meme that Nicki Minaj said on one of her lives it is usually used when someone says something

“i really like him but he had a same dick”-friend
“um child anyway so....”-me

um child anyway so by that’s on period luv November 21, 2019

throwback child 

The dark-skinned offspring of one white parent and one black parent who is passing.

"My two older brothers came out real light, but I came out dark. I was a throwback child." (Lawrence Otis Graham)

"To avoid the risk of giving birth to a 'throwback child' with black
features, consider adopting a white child." (Graham)

throwback child by Vee June 7, 2004

Mind that child! 

1) What you yell to the driver to make him/her freak out, child may be replaced with OAP/cyclist/horse/etc.
2) Written on the back of ice cream vans to warn drivers of children nearby.

1) "Mind that child!" *screech* "What child?" "Just kidding, haha!"
2) *ding-a-ling-ly-ding-a-ling-long" Mind that child!

Mind that child! by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Youngest child 

Can be funny and generous but also greedy and ungrateful. The youngest child waivers between these two personality sides. Is usually the favorite and most loved child.

Youngest child: how come you get to play mortal combat.
Oldest child: I'm 14
Youngest child: *cries*

Youngest child by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020