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cereal hour

Similar to happy hour, but with cereal. When the local grocery and drug stores are having sales on cereal, and you just buy as much boxes as you want to eat as much as you want in one hour. Good for when you are just bored and hungry.
OHH RiteAid is having a sale on Honey Bunches of Oats. I'm going on fucking cereal hour!
by gulsk329 July 9, 2010
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josh hours

the hours between 10-1am where you think about josh and read fanfiction hoping it can fill the void in your heart just WANTING someone and hoping it can make you feel better about your own horrid situation but instead start crying very deeply feeling no and all emotion at once with your cats staring and you and then realize your chances are basically 0 and you have no business feeling this way but you do.
dang, it's real josh hours tonight boys
by labrochacho August 4, 2019
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four hour plan

When you see someone's text but you want them to think you have no interest in responding, when really you just want to make them wait. So after four hours has passed you finally respond.
She wouldn't work my shift for me, so when she asked me to work for her- I put her on a four hour plan, then said no.
by santababygrinch December 12, 2013
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Deep Nigga Hours

When you and your niggas are having very deep conversations between the hours of 1 am and 4 am. A subject could be for example: The meaning of life, What is love, religion or space etc.
Guy 1: What is the meaning of life?
Guy 2: I dunno nigga. In the end nothing really matters
Guy 1: I think the meaning of life is to find something to fill your empty life with.
*conversation continues into Deep Nigga Hours*
by kesostezo January 5, 2019
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Bonus Hour

The hour that does not exist due to daylight savings time
Thank god I had a bonus hour, I hoovered schnef in the rectory, but it didn’t exist
by Dakota kid November 3, 2019
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Real tennis hours

Emma is back from a tennis game

Real tennis hours
Real tennis hours my bois
by Cypress1337 November 7, 2018
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One hour plower

The opposite of a One Pump Chump. This guy can go forever. Multiple orgasms to be expected by the woman
If you're looking for a good, long fuck, call Charlie. He's a One Hour Plower!
by hyawkus July 7, 2016
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