Noah

Noah has a massive penis and is rlly funny. He pulls like crazy and his rizz game is off the charts. By far the best at sex and is incredibly funny. He has depression but hides it so that people wont worry and puts people before him. He typically hangs out with girls. Noah is annoying. But we love him.

"Did you see Noah, his cock was huge."

by FatherHitsMe April 1, 2023

Noah

Noah is a piece of shit and a dumbass that gets no bitches. Noah will also commonly cause people to dry heave.

Person: oh look there’s Noah!
Literally everyone: *gags*

by #1NoahHater October 15, 2025

Noah's Ark - The Short Version

ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D

"Let's see Noah's Ark - The Short Version."

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024

Noah schnapps wife

You just married Noah schnapp. You know where he lives now, his collage, what he does. And his phone number!!

Me: Im Noah schnapps wife. I will kidnap him and make him love me. Xx

by OG AKAKSJSLDKJELSJSO October 6, 2022

Noah

Noah’s are usually unattractive but funny he’s the fat friend to a skinny dude he will always try to be funny and go’s with the flow like he will say things that Match the vibe and will always try to make people happy and if you give him a chance he will be the most loving and loyal person ever.

Noah

by ApooINyou March 28, 2022

Noah Lie

He is the ultimate beast sigma male and is 100 times better tha any "Leon"

OMG he is a Noah Lie

by Xxnoobslayer10053xX September 29, 2022

Noah Kimble

That one kid who gets triggered over everything and also have a awesome friend name brandon who is so epic and sexy oh and also he got dump by someone but is very good in pubg

brandon: noah likes pubg
noah:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Noah Kimble

by AsianPizza4902 April 29, 2019