When two beautiful ladies lick up opposite sides of a hard penis and when they reach the top, they transition into a hot girl girl French kiss!
It was so hot when Ginger and MaryAnn did that Lady and the Tramp move while sucking off the Professor!
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Get the lady shady mug.A auspicious object which gives the individual bountiful pleasures beyond their wildest dreams, usually located on a secret menu at high-end gatherings.
"Wow look at these pretentious people, do they not know that jam and scones isn't the only thing on the menu. Waiter! Be a good lad and fetch me a lady pipe, pronto!"
by AshGash February 21, 2017
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Grasshopper 1: "Whoa... do you feel that razzle in your dazzle?"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"
by magic-marker January 23, 2018
Get the Lunch Lady mug.A rare sub-population of dyke. Often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
#1 'Dude did you hear about Tammy?'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
by Lemistree December 7, 2011
Get the lady poofta mug.A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.
"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."
by jimmythewhoo November 1, 2009
Get the Grapefruit Lady mug.1. A really good looking face that makes the ladies swoon and fight for the man who posseses it.
2. A guys face that all the ladies want to kiss.
2. A guys face that all the ladies want to kiss.
Me looking in the mirror: Dang, my lady melter is stunning today.
Random girl: OH I WANNA KISS YOUR FACE!
Another random girl: NO HE IS MINE!
*Girls fight*
Random girl: OH I WANNA KISS YOUR FACE!
Another random girl: NO HE IS MINE!
*Girls fight*
by Sandw May 16, 2006
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