Get your face out my face

get your face out my face, is a common phrase used to threaten or square up on sum bitch thats trynna fight

"hey back off,get your face out my face.okay dog?!"
"you're actually dumb,so just get your face out my face"

by choocieobtainer November 27, 2018

Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer

Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.

Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.

by awesome24678 January 9, 2017

Punched out the back window of his Subaru

A lesbian love act where one has a drumstick inserted in the booty.

Can also be done with a non-lesbian couple if one of them is Max from FIDDLAR.

I saw FIDDLAR last night, and had a dream about Max where I punched out the back window of his Subaru.

by SmirkAndTerror December 7, 2016

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

August 2nd, go ask your crush out!!

Josh: dude it's August 2nd!
Daniel: so??
Josh: it's national ask your crush out day!!
Daniel: oh shit.

by Fumb Duck August 2, 2022

Shitting Your Head out of Your Ass

Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.

A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."

by Nate LOWRIE! September 6, 2007

pull out my nine and bust a cap

to pull out ur nine and shoot u

(Whitey acting like a black)
black guy: Im gonna pull out my nine and bust a cap on his ass.

by Jordan March 14, 2005

It's about time I cleaned out that bakery

Invented by Litty Lit (she ain't never gonna quit, lit lit big rip)

Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)

Litty let one rip this time she followed through, as she waddled away she thought "It's about time I cleaned out that bakery".

by Domsky September 13, 2023